First, during the Golden Globes red carpet pre-show, MSNBC host Jenna Bush asked Pharrell about his nomination for best original score for “Hidden Fences.” Then, during the formal telecast, Michael Keaton shouted out Octavia Spencer’s work in “Hidden Fences,” though she actually stared in Hidden Figures. Needless to say, Twitter went in.
Princess Leia, who moments ago dropped out of hyperspace after fleeing the first major battle of the Galactic Civil War: Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit for this, when they hear you’ve attacked a diplomatic…
Darth Vader,
who literally just saw this happen an hour ago at most and watched her ship take off: Don’t play games with me, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy
mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this
ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent
you.
Princess Leia, who received the data from the hands of a man who witnessed Vader kill a dozen people on his way there: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to
Alderaan.
Darth Vader, who has been following her the entire time and can read minds:
Leia is becoming more and more of a role model as years go by.
I feel like he’s just gonna keep making shit and Anish is gonna get hold of it somehow like them lil cartoon villains
aint these folk got art to do?
You say that like being this petty isn’t art.
Please note: the world’s glitteriest glitter is a ton of shiny super-clear glass shards. Anish dipped his middle finger in the pink pigment for his instagram volley.
…this is definitely escalation. Like “try that last stunt with THIS, jackass.”